Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're having trouble with the high school head

He's giving you the blues

You wanna graduate, but not in his bed

Here's what you gotta do

Pick up the phone, I'm always home

Call me any time

Just ring, 3-6, 2-4, 3-6, hey

I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love?

You got a broken heart?

He's double dealin' with your best friend

That's when the teardrops start, fella

Pick up the phone, I'm here alone

Or make a social call

Come right in, forget about him

We'll have ourselves a ball, hey

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (ahoo)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Hoo-yeah

Yeah

If you got a lady and you want her gone (ah, ah, ah, ah)

But you ain't got the guts (ah, ah, ah, ah)

She keeps naggin' at you night and day (ah, ah, ah, ah)

Enough to drive you nuts (ah, ah, ah, ah)

Pick up the phone, leave her alone (ah, ah, ah, ah)

It's time you made a stand (ah, ah, ah, ah)

For a fee, I'm happy to be

Your back-door man, hey

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (yeah)

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Concrete shoes

Cyanide, TNT (done dirt cheap)

Neck ties, contracts

High voltage (done dirt cheap)

Dirty deeds (do anything you want me to)

Done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds (dirty deeds, dirty deeds)

Done dirt cheap

Yaah